Kiss Me Deadly
dick should have a cover like nicki minaj's Anaconda album cover. Just putting the idea out there. 8D
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heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

collegehumor:

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? I mean, it is but…I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

Finish —> 14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek TO THE NEXT LEVEL


You said it yourself, bitch…
You said it yourself, bitch…
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU REBLOGGED THE FREDDY FAZBEAR THING WITH CREEPSMCPASTA AND TRINA AND THEMRCREEPYPASTA?!
Anonymous
gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

rousphotos:

Garibaldi Rous did a school visit on Friday. These things are kind of stressful for him but it’s all part of being Capybara Ambassador.

rousphotos:

Garibaldi Rous did a school visit on Friday. These things are kind of stressful for him but it’s all part of being Capybara Ambassador.